here's my gripe…


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A conversation

Me: Oh my God, I think I have the flu!

Body: Oh, heh, yeah, that’s just me, you know….

Me: No, seriously, I’m achy all over, chills, I feel like death.

Body: Nope, sorry, it’s just that time of the month.

Me: Are you freaking kidding me?! I’ve never, ever felt this bad before. I’m pretty sure this has to be the flu.

Body: I don’t know what to tell you.

Me:

Body: You are 43, you know.

Me:

Body: Geezer.

Me: Shut up, bitch.

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