1. Why is my son watching The Facts of Life? And why did I watch it when it was originally on? 😝
2. Why does my phone keep wanting to capitalize the word right before a question Mark?
3. Am I ever going to get my life back? My dad sometimes talks of living to 122. Rounding up, that’s 25 more years. 😖
4. My sisters better be preparing to take over for me whether they want to or not.
5. Poop. That’s all I’m going to say.
6. Who wants to come over and wash the dishes for me?
7. I go to the grocery store almost every day.
8. GO AWAY, RACCOONS!
I guess that’s it for now…