What the hell is this shit, Facebook marketplace?

Its Black Friday and Facebook is giving everybody, I assume, $10 off crap being sold in their marketplace. Whoop. I cant imagine ever wanting to buy anything in there, but I thought I’d go check it out because I’m awake at 4:45 am and I’m bored.

Weird.

I cant believe these things are still being sold. Ew.

Don’t blink.

Is this porn? Are they selling porn on Facebook marketplace? Ewww…

What. The. Actual. Hell?

I think I’m going to go have a cup of coffee and eat a piece of pie and pretend I never saw any of this.