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*and so ends any hope that i will not curse in the rest of this blog because…
who is the bastard that came up with the idea for cinnamon toast crunch cereal? who can i go kick in the ass for this, this vile creation. this abomination.
who is it that i can hate. a hate that burns with the heat of thousand blazing, hot-white suns. because whoever you are, sir or madam, i hate you. i hate you beyond all reason. you are evil. evil, evil, evil, evil.
so, if anyone knows who is to blame for this insidious mix of sugary, cinnamony with just a hint of butter, crunchy crack, i would be forever grateful.