here's my gripe…

A conversation


Me: Oh my God, I think I have the flu!

Body: Oh, heh, yeah, that’s just me, you know….

Me: No, seriously, I’m achy all over, chills, I feel like death.

Body: Nope, sorry, it’s just that time of the month.

Me: Are you freaking kidding me?! I’ve never, ever felt this bad before. I’m pretty sure this has to be the flu.

Body: I don’t know what to tell you.


Body: You are 43, you know.


Body: Geezer.

Me: Shut up, bitch.

Author: kerry

meh. also, coffee.

4 thoughts on “A conversation

  1. Your body is a meanie! Be nice to Kerry, you mean body!


  2. P.S. I didn’t like your post based upon a liking for your feeling unwell… I hope you feel better soon!


  3. Ok, so maybe I do have the flu. Bleargh.